May 2013
unironicgoth:
HE TALKED TO ME
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:
My friend just asked if I’m excited for the Xbox One…
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
tupacabra:
“hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”